Would you like an advance copy of the book “Zar and the Broken Spaceship” sent at hyper-warp-speed?
Would you like a personalized birthday “hello” from Zar?
It’s time to check out pre-order indiegogo campaign. That’s right. The book is due to land in stores on July 2, which is World UFO Day. But you can receive your copy during the next lunar cycle (sometime in June.) Click on Zar’s image and be transported to the ordering page at the speed of light.
Zooglobble announced the world premier of “Zar and the Broken Spaceship” at 8 AM this morning. Santiago Germano (The Dragonfly Song) art directed and animated the story of three friends that meet a space alien while walking in the park. AND, to top it off, the anniversary of the first human space flight is this Sunday. Yuri Gargarin denied ever seeing space aliens… but we know why he winked at the camera that one time in Moscow when he was strolling back to his apartment after enjoying a piroshki at an outdoor cafe in view of the Kremlin. (Nudge, nudge!)
The remix of “Zar” which is now called “Zar and the Broken Spaceship” will be released on April 10 along with a new video that will be available for free on YouTube.
And Zar’s new 36 page, full color, hard cover picture book, Zar and the Broken Spaceship, will be released on July 2nd. And the Zar pre-order crowd funding campaign begins May 11.
Here comes ZAR!
Dino, Molly, and Pam’s Daycare on TV
Here is the link to our recent adventure on Fox 4 News. Pam’s Daycare and Molly McGloughlin accompanied on “Itty Bitty Monsters”.
Halloween: A Horror Story
Halloween is this Friday and I know the preschool and elementary teachers are thanking their lucky stars. Usually, the day after Halloween falls on a school day, and for teachers it’s one of the most dreaded of the year. It’s right up there with testing week.
On November 1, the kids drag into school with their blood-sugar levels bobbing like yoyos. They oscillate between sleep deprived zombies and hyperactive chihuahuas. What should be a normal and productive Thursday morning classroom is, as one teacher noted, “scarier than Halloween”. Chocolate is smuggled across school boundaries in bags and backpacks. Candy-contraband is passed behind teacher’s backs and dealt to friends at recess. An economic marketplace has sprung up overnight. The lunchroom is akin to the wall-street trading floor circa 1980; “I have two Hershey’s with almonds. Looking for gum.” They trade for purer forms of sugar; “pixie sticks? pixie sticks, anyone?”.
Something has got to be done.
Heck, I’m not a spoil-sport. I don’t want to abolish Halloween. It’s one of my favorite holidays. When I was a boy we would use our candy as chips in low-stakes games of poker: Seven card draw with aces, 2s, 4s, one-eyed jacks, black 10s and diamond 7s as wildcards. “I’ll see your mini-box of candy corn and raise you a red lollipop.” “Does 5 of a kind beat 3 pairs?” We had no idea what we were doing. But we loved piling on the kid vices: sugar, caffeine, games of chance and a late bedtime. It was fun!
The problem here is not a once-a-year sugar and chocolate feeding frenzy. The problem is the next morning. Zombies and chihuahua just aren’t very good at learning long division.
There is a solution: move Halloween from the October 31 to the last Saturday of October. Simultaneously move Daylight Savings Time to Halloween night. This scenario has happened once previously, in 2009. I handed out candy. I went to a party. I went to sleep (later than usual). At 2 AM the clock moved back to 1 AM. Despite staying up late… I got my beauty rest. And so did all the kids. But it won’t happen again until 2020.
Somebody stand up for what’s right and make this an issue for the next election cycle. As soon as I finish marking the cards for this Friday’s poker game, I will send an email to my congress person.
- October, 2014
This song, “Outer Space” by Mr. Kneel, is a remix of my song “Outer Space”.
Mr. Kneel is a children’s hip-hop artist based out of the Rocky Mountains of Colorado. He is an incredible improvisational rapper and beat boxer. The first time I ever saw him perform he free-styled about the people in the audience. I remember what he rapped about me:
Dino has the wisdom, his mind is like yoda
I have not met his wife, but I know she teaches yoga
And then he moved on to the next person and rapped about their baseball cap. Watching Mr. Kneel improvise is like watching a magic trick. You are surprised, grinning from ear to ear and in wondrous awe of how he does it.
Check out the song and check out Mr. Kneel’s CD: http://mrkneel.com
- October, 2014
An interstellar science adventure with Dinosaur O’Dell
In this science based show about outer space, students learn about the planets in our solar system including properties that define the planets; the nighttime sky including the moon and the stars; the difference between meteors, meteoroids and meteorites; friction; and the greenhouse effect. The students are also introduced to a space alien named “Zar”.
Common Core State Standards: CCSS.ELA-Literacy.CCRA.R.5 Analyze the structure of the solar system, including how specific structural elements and larger portions of the solar system relate to each other and to the whole. Cognitive Strategies: Integrate and evaluate content.